...oh hell no.

No sodding way.

I was supposed to be getting better, goddammit, as in the opposite of worse. What the fuck do I take these pills for anyway--

Right. This calls for getting shitfaced immediately.

Wake up.

[Recording clicks on to quiet, unrecognizable noise for a minute, resolving into uneven breathing as the person moves closer, and then a dead exhausted and strained voice speaks.]

Can't you kids stay out of trouble for five minutes.